I somehow don't think this satire., but rather a distillation of how disrespectful some people today can be (this is where you say Ok Boomer, in case you need prompting).

Where to start pointing out the falsehoods and misunderstandings in this article is too much of a challenge for an old person like myself. It's actually a wonder I could read this article at all! Simply navigating Gmail and clicking that mouse thing was hard enough...thank God my children helped me find a way to respond to this nonsense (where do I click?). Oh, and I need to thank them for reminding me to turn the caps lock off. Now, that's satire.